IP: time for :-) how many republicans...

[Dave Farber <farber () central cis upenn edu>]

Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




A.  Four hundred and sixty-two:


Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of
the old bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,
sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to
cut the tax rate on light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant
so the states can change the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense
contractors about night-vision gear instead, and two hundred and
eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs
(or screwing anything) on the Internet.