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Kiddie fear-mongering
From: "Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah" <rMslade () shaw ca>
Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:23:52 -0800
Bruce Schneier's Fifth Annual Movie Plot Threat Contest: "Your task, ye Weavers of Tales, is to create a fable of fairytale suitable for instilling the appropriate level of fear in children so they grow up appreciating all the lords do to protect them." The winner is: The Gashlycrumb Terrors, by Laura A is for anthrax, deadly and white. B is for burglars who break in at night. C is for cars that have minds of their own and accelerate rapidly in a school zone. D is for dynamite lit with a fuse. E is for everything we have to lose. F is for foreigners, different and strange. G is for gangs and the crimes they arrange. H is for hand lotion, more than three ounces; let's pray some brave agent soon sees it and pounces. I is for implants (I'll explain when you're older). J is for jokers who only grow bolder. K is for kids who aren't afraid to play in the park or drink lemonade. L is for lead in our toys and our food. M is for Mom's cavalier attitude. N is for neighbors -- you never can tell: is that a book club or terrorist cell? O is for ostrich, with head in the sand. P is for plots to blow up Disneyland. Q is for those who would question authorities. R is for radical sects and minorities. S is for satanists, who have been seen to give children razor blades on Halloween. T is for terrorists, by definition. U is for uncensored acts of sedition. V is for vigilance, our leaders' tool for keeping us safe, both at home and at school. W is for warnings with colors and levels. X is for xraying bags at all revels. Y is for you! So don't be a dope. Z is for zero tolerance, our finest hope. http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2010/04/fifth_annual_mo.html http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2010/05/fifth_annual_mo_1.html ====================== (quote inserted randomly by Pegasus Mailer) rslade () vcn bc ca slade () victoria tc ca rslade () computercrime org It is a humbling experience knowing that your fate depends on a vehicle built by the lowest bidder! - Alan B. Shepard, Mercury Astronaut, 1965 victoria.tc.ca/techrev/rms.htm blog.isc2.org/isc2_blog/slade/index.html http://blogs.securiteam.com/index.php/archives/author/p1/ http://www.infosecbc.org/links http://twitter.com/rslade _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
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