Re: Another example of the evil Internet

[Jason Stanislawski <jms9547 () rit edu>]

Accidentally sent off-list only to Jericho. Sorry 'bout that.

security curmudgeon wrote:
[snip]
> How could Craigslist vet this, even if they had humans reading every 
> post?

I think this is a solution for Acme Co.


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Acme Co. is proud to present the new 'Executive Decision Maker 4000'

Our tireless staff of top-notch engineers and scientists have been
laboring for years to bring you this revolutionary advance in decision
making technology. Drawing on the success of the 'Executive Decision
Maker 2000', where the sleek, elegant, brushed-metal design allowed busy
decision makers on the go to reduce all problems to a simple 'yes'/'no'
question, the designers of the 'Executive Decision Maker 4000' realized
that in the complexity of these modern times, decision makers require a
far greater range of responses.

The 'Executive Decision Maker 4000' works by sensing the
micro-vibrations of the decision maker's hand as they ponder their
conundrum. Using these micro-vibrations, the 'Executive Decision Maker
4000' is able to provide the appropriate response.

The 'Executive Decision Maker 4000' features:
        -A brilliant, glossy, black exterior, which goes well in any    decision
maker's office
        -A stylish, blue display
        -An enigmatic, spherical shape
        -20 different and unique answers, perfect for every occasion

Pricing starts at $3000 a seat, with an annual service fee of $500.
Offer is only valid in Springfield. Availability is subject to outcome
of dispute with Mattel. Acme Co. makes no guarantees on the
appropriateness or correctness of answers provided by the 'Executive
Decision Maker 4000'. Acme Co. is not liable for any lose of property or
injury resulting from the use of the 'Executive Decision Maker 4000'.
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I wonder if this will trip any spam filters. *Goes back to
insomnia-driven checking of email.*

        -Jason


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