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The next front on the War on Terror (tm)


From: "Dude VanWinkle" <dudevanwinkle () gmail com>
Date: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:50:35 -0400

too funny not to send :-)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/24/kamikaze_squirrel/

A New Jersey woman's Toyota Camry last week suffered a sciurine
kamikaze attack during which a flaming squirrel fell onto the vehicle,
slid into the engine compartment and provoked an explosion which
destroyed the parked vehicle, the Jersey Journal reports.

Lindsey Millar, 23, and bruv Tony, 22, were at home in Bayonne last
Wednesday lunchtime when the incident occurred. The animal had
apparently decided it was a really good move to chew through overhead
powerlines directly above the motor, and was duly fried for its
trouble.

<snip forward to the weird part of the story>

Ms Millar is apparently fully insured for incendiary squirrel strike

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How about that for a comprehensive policy!

-JP<who just installed an automatic high powered squirrel-and-chipmunk
repelling laser>
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