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Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll
From: "Dude VanWinkle" <dudevanwinkle () gmail com>
Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:48:00 -0400
On 6/27/06, Nick FitzGerald <nick () virus-l demon co uk> wrote:
David Lodge wrote: <<snip much sagacity>> > This tells me nothing more than the US trademark system needs a > really, really good overhaul. ...starting with baseball bats and Leo Stoller's knees, perhaps. Stoller is the kind of lawyer that makes on think of old jokes such as: Q. What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A. One is a bottom-dwelling, mud-sucking, scum-feeder -- the other's a fish...
Q: What's the difference between a dead coyote in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the coyote. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: What's the difference between God and a lawyer? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A1: A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points. A2: The vulture eventually lets go. A3: Vultures wait until you're dead to rip your heart out. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick? A: A tick drops off you when you die. Q: What do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common? A: Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a pothole? A: None, except that nobody runs over the same pothole twice. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner? A: The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more. The Oldest Profession A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine." Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?" More?: http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/dead.shtml -JP _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
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- CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Fergie (Jun 27)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Dr. Neal Krawetz (Jun 27)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Blue Boar (Jun 27)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll David Lodge (Jun 27)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Nick FitzGerald (Jun 27)
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- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Dude VanWinkle (Jun 28)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Nick FitzGerald (Jun 27)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Brian Loe (Jun 28)
- Re: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Dr. Neal Krawetz (Jun 27)
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- RE: CastleCops Under Attack From... A Trademark Troll Alex Eckelberry (Jun 27)
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