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Re: Internet justice delivered, criminals panic and run in despair
From: "Night Ninja" <peanuter () gmail com>
Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:03:37 -0400
May great justice be had! Whitehats enter my oven. On Sun, Aug 10, 2008 at 7:39 AM, alan shimel <alan_shimel () yahoo com> wrote:
In the very end of the 16th edition of Defcon, the Squadron of Justice is proud to present the allegations and final resolution on the judgement of Alan Shimel for crimes against Humankind, Honor, Respect and the Queen. Alan Shimel is among the many C-level executives within the security industry that will be prosecuted under the Law of Internet Balance, which regulates the amount of useless information, marketing, lies and hype an individual might be able to spread in a certain amount of time. The Great Council of Internet Superheros, hereto grants permission to the Squadron of Justice, the Bl4qh4t L1b3r4t10n 4rmy and other supporting organizations to take reckless immediate action, to assure the correctness, security, integrity and righteousness of these legal proceedings. Alan Shimel has been producing an exceedingly huge amount of useless traffic, otherwise known as 'bullshit' by non-super-powered individuals, violating sections I, II, III, IV, V, VI and MAXINT of the Internet Law on Lies and Hype.From his website, StillSecureAfterAllTheseYears (to be referred asStillInsecure AfterAllTheseYears onwards), he has distributed innumerable 'posts' containing excessive amounts of made up facts and misleading statements, as well as calling booth babes 'women without raunchy and without class'. Even though the Council and its supporting organizations are profound feminism detractors (since most feminists are bored, sex starved, life-lacking maniac- depressive lesbians), they do not condone nor allow acts against women of any kind in the digital realms of the Internet. Such despicable activities will be intensely monitored and punished. We know that feminists would be a lesser annoyance if they fucked a living being once in a while, but until that happens, be prepared for shortage of batteries and other portable electrical power due to dildo abuse. Currently operatives are investigating the potential Jewish roots of Alan Shimel and the consequences of a showdown against his lineage. Jew blood lines will not be tolerated in the digital realms, due to violations of sections VIII and XII of the Zion Elders Regulation Law ("possessing an ugly big nose and wrinkled face with lousy black hair, as well as a reckless craving for money and bright gold teeth"). Stillsecure Inc. assets will be investigated for potential charges of Money laundering, malicious marketing practices and sponsoring of illegal conferences such as Blackhat Las Vegas and Defcon. <great justice> Alan Shimel Visa: ************6047 Expire date: 09/2011 (We reserve the Mastercard ending on 1740 for supporting the infrastructures of the Chamber of Internet Justice). Your wife (Bonnie) credit card ends on 6639 but awesome superheroes respect women. Address: 21455 Halstead drive City: Boca Raton State: Florida Zipcode: 33428 Country: United States of Fucking America Phone: +1.5618526591 Mother's maiden name: Goodkin (Serious?) You can also publish invited guest posts on Alan's blog at: b7e557dcbba22d68 () typepad com Remember to spell check. You can access (if it remains available) his WhatsDoin' private section with username 'guest' and password 'pearl'. </great justice> You might be interested the revamped (in)Security Bloggers Network, the StillInsecureBlog (after all these years...), etc... http://www.stillsecureafteralltheseyears.com/ http://networks.feedburner.com/Security-Bloggers-Network/ Mailbox archives to follow, coming soon to your screen! Finally, the Council and related parties would like to produce a statement of intentions to ensure that our mission and objectives are clear. - The remnants of the hacking scene, otherwise known as the nowadays decaying Underground should be protected by all possible means. - Security 'researchers' and their ill-gained fame and public recognition must be questioned outside of the media and press. It is about time to see if they are up for the image they portray of themselves. - Security companies practices will be exposed. Use of advisories, leaking of exploits, advertisement of 0day, hyping of research and general scare mongering tactics employed by these commercial orgs. to spread FUD and boost the sales of their products. It's about time to take a decision about what side of the fence you want to be fronting. We've taken the decision a long time ago and we don't like you playing both sides. - Relationships of media and press with specific companies, their 'exclusivity' pseudo agreements and favors will be exposed. Yes, it's you Larry Seltzer. It's you Ryan Naraine. It's you Mr. Lemos. It's you Oprah. No wait, Tom Cruise killed her already. - We don't want public recognition, fame nor personal gain. We are putting ourselves on the line for what we deem worth to risk ourselves. We could well be archiving your mailboxes, research work, company memos, personal photos and videos, credit statements, bank accounts, etc, without mentioning a word about it, and you would never notice. We've been doing it for years. Some of our archives date years back. The Internet does not forget. Just because we don't upload a torrent to The Pirate Bay with all your files doesn't mean we don't have them. grsecurity does not protect you. Symantec does not protect you. HD Moore and Mark Ranum don't protect you. We protect you when we decide to stop using our awesome super powers against you. And that is not gonna happen. Your end might be not nigh yet, but we are getting goddamn fucking close to it. Good night and good luck, you guys will certainly need it. The game starts now. For the lulz. For justice. For the fallen comrades. Suck our awesome super powered dicks. _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/
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