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Re: Help put a stop to incompetent computer forensics


From: trains () doctorunix com
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 07:50:57 -0500

Quoting Jason Coombs <jasonc () science org>:

Somehow we need to fix this broken system and insist that all computer forensics be performed with the help of a competent information security professional, at the very least.

Any other suggestions?

Maybe we should start a certification program. And we'll charge $5000 a year to be certified so only serious players will get certified. And we'll have roving "seminars" in all major cities taught only by our certified instructors. Yeah, that's it. And we'll rig the test so people have to take our useless classes to pass our useless tests. Then we'll dump press releases on every ZD rag out there and maybe pay a few CIOs and industry shills to comment on how, "hiring a 'certified computer corpse analyst' is the only way to determine competency".

Yeah.  That'll fix it.  tc

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