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Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails
From: "F.M. Taylor" <fmtaylor () PURDUE EDU>
Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 13:41:08 -0400
A good discussion about e-mail disclaimers http://goldmark.org/jeff/stupid-disclaimers/ While I prefer: IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes. On Thursday 21 May 2009, Robert Clifford formed electrons in this pattern:
Good morning. If anyone is willing to share, I'm looking for a confidentiality statement which would automatically be plugged into the footer of all college employee emails. I have one from my previous job in the private community, but since we are (some of us) on the public side, I'm thinking the confidentiality statement would be a bit different. As always, your help is greatly appreciated. Thanks, Rob ===================== Robert Clifford Information Security/Risk Management/Business Continuity Columbus State Community College 614-287-3686 rclifford2 () cscc edu
-- ......\\|//........^^^^^........)))((........%%%%%........,,,,,...... ......(- -)........(o o)........(- o)........(0-0)........(* *)...... +--ooO-(_)-Ooo--oo0-(_)-0oo--ooO-(_)-Ooo--oo0-(_)-0oo--ooO-(_)-Ooo--+ | F.M. (Mike) Taylor........'Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!'| | 'Ecce potestas casei'..............GIAC GSEC & GCFW Certified.....| | Desk: 765-494-1872.....................C: 765-409-8140............| +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
Current thread:
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails, (continued)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails CBELL1 (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Kevin Shalla (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Julian Y. Koh (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails David Gillett (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails CBELL1 (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Sachnoff, Neil (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Basgen, Brian (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Valdis Kletnieks (May 21)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Robert Clifford (May 26)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails Plesco, Todd (May 26)
- Re: Confidentiality Statement: Emails F.M. Taylor (May 26)