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Kiwicon 5 CFP
From: Kiwicon <kiwicon () kiwicon org>
Date: Tue, 9 Aug 2011 19:01:19 +1200
https://kiwicon.org/cfp2011.txt Or including the mangling of our beautiful ASCII art: In this year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven THE KIWICON CRUE by permission and under the immediate patronage of THE NEW ZEALAND HACKER COMMUNITY kindly endowed by the baroque financial manoeuvrings of the MT GOX BITCOIN EXCHANGE for the purposes of bestowing upon the INQUISITIVE ATTENDEE the foremost developments within the field of INFORMATION SECURITY while palpably beholden to both EMPIRICISM AND LULZ do grandly and without prejudice present a SPECTACULAR REVUE on the eve of WICKED AND INIQUITOUS REVOLUTION within the majestic and generously proportioned halls of none other than THE WELLINGTON OPERA HOUSE the extraordinary extravaganza that is ____ ___ ______ ______ | | / | \ \ / / .:*~*:._| | / _| __ \ \ / /:*~*:. | |/ |__|__ _ _|__| ____ ____ ___\ \ / / .:*~*:._| /| | \/ \/ | / ___\/ _ \/ \ \ / /_.:*~*:. | \| |\ /| \ \__( (_) ) | \ V / | |\ |__| \_/\_/ |__|\_____\____/|__|__/\ / | | \ | \ / |____| \___| November 5-6, Wellington, NZ \_____/ featuring LEARNED WORKS | CHARMING ANECDOTES | CRAFTED BEVERAGES PONTIFICATION | DERRYNGE DO COMPLAINTS REGARDING THE NATURE OF THESE MODERN AND DEGENERATE TIMES over TWO DAYS and with sideshow attractions suitable for all ages BEARDED MEN | FEARSOME LADIES | DEVIOUS INSTRUMENTS and with the participation of such manifestly fine personages as YOURSELF for a MOST REASONABLE SUM approximating that of previous seminars, namely SIXTY DOLLARS notwithstanding the wherewithal of finer folk who may procure by BLIND AUCTION the stately comforts of a BOX SEAT from whence to assist both stage and stalls with understanding their VALUABLE OPINION. .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. To facilitate the arrangement of these proceedings, the Crue most earnestly solicits in this CALL FOR PAPERS proposals from our esteemed constituency to address TOPICS OF INTEREST suggested but not limited to - Annoying, Mildly Persistent, Slightly Threatening, Threats. (AMPSTT) - Hacking Security Guys Wives Facebook Profiles Via Sophisticated Techniques - Bitcoin and Other Digital Currencies - Assassination Lotteries - Common Criteria, EAL Certification, FIPS/TAA - The Great Sony Network CTF Contest - Pastebin Harvesting - Mass Trolling - Manipulation of Online Voting Systems - Circumventing the 3-strikes Law - Phlogiston - Unlawful Interception - SIGINT / COMINT / ELINT - Computer Associates Secure Product Life-cycle Development Methodology - The Mastery of Cyberspace (for the Security of New Zealand) - SCADA - Circumventing Data Diodes - LOIC and Other Sophisticated Techniques for DOS'ing the NZ .govt - Owling in a Secure Fashion - Conversational Hypnosis - Anything Prefixed with teh word Cyber - Government Approved Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 Standard Build and requests that these submissions be received by cfp () kiwicon org no later than 1 OCTOBER 2011 NZST including but not limited to - A Snappy Title - Name / Nick - A Brief Synopsis - A Biography - Your geographic origin - Expected duration (5-90 minutes) .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:. Should this missive leave you unsatisfied, engage the services of your COMPUTER and consider Email: kiwicon () kiwicon org Twitter: @kiwicon IRCS: #kiwicon on ircs.kiwicon.org:6697 Web: www.kiwicon.org humbly THE KIWICON CRUE, 2011AD metlstorm, sharrow, bogan, antic0de, vex, wolfie, pipes _______________________________________________ Dailydave mailing list Dailydave () lists immunityinc com https://lists.immunityinc.com/mailman/listinfo/dailydave
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