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RE: THE DONGING OF A NEW ERA: THE LOLLENIUM OF THE GAY SLUT 23041
From: Dave Aitel <dave () immunityinc com>
Date: Fri, 30 Dec 2005 06:58:35 -0500 (EST)
ALERT U SHALL BE DONNED WITH THE CROWN OF STIFFARM BUTTHOLE SAUCE DAVE FOUGHT THE LOL (AND THE LOL WON!) DAVE FOUGHT THE LOL (AND THE LOL WON!) DAVE FOUGHT THE LOL (AND THE LOL WON!) IF UR GOING TO FITE THE LOL NEVAR 4GET UR C0CKSABER +--------------------------------------+ | | | / THE C0CKSABER | | v | | @ .{ROFL!} | O | | /|/ c=====3/|\ <- THE DAVE | | | | | | | / \ / \ | | | | ^ THE LOL | | | +--------------------------------------+ you know the ultimate thing? is like those short swimtrunks with the inner lining. its awesome to go to a water park with those and swim in the roundabout swimming pool and to take a fat shit into my own swim trunks. the lining sorta holds the poo in there like a big bag of poobait and like think of chumming for sharks with those bags of mackerel guts and the guts just sorta flow out into the ocean. well replace mackerel guts with the fat shit i shit and i roll around in the wading pool and sorta poochum my poopoo out into the water and wait for the frenzy of poosharks, at least thats what i imagine. c========================================================================3 'if you never jerked off to that porno movie of the japanese girl with the dead octopus up her vagina, then youre not from the internet.' 2K6 c0ck SAUCE AT MIDNIGHT CELEBRATE WITH SPRITE! "Sprite? That's not a real man's drink!"(1) SO LIEK ONE TIME SETIENT AND I SAW DAVE AND HE WAS LIEK YO AND THEN "I looked him in the eyes, gave him my best "you're an asshole" smile, paused just long enough so that it was still obviously intentional and said just as loudly, "Real men's drinks are outlawed in public.""(1) LOL SETIENT! MY NEW YEARS THIZZOLUTION: One of the things I promised myself in 2k6 was that I was going to try gay sex!(1) THE DONGING OF A NEW ERA! EVERYONES LIEK YOYOYO THE DONG, CLICK THE URL WITH THE DONG http://images.google.com/images?safe=off&q=dangerous+dongs MASTERFUL PENILE ASCII: .. _ .' `. /\) / / / / /\ \ \ / \ _ \ \/ /\ \ (/\ \ / \ \ \ \ / \ (Y ) \ \/ /\ \ "" \ / \ \ \/ / / / / ( Y) "" BEWARE THE JIZZSTAPO "can u smell that randy? thats the shit winds blowing!" <faight> I wish my penis was ascii <Akatosh> . ooOOOOOoo,. <Akatosh> ...el OOOOOOOOOOOOOo. <Akatosh> ...eelllll OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo <Akatosh> ;,,. ...elllllllllllll OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Akatosh> .;,,:,;`eeeeelllllllllllllllllll OOOOOOOOOOO*' <Akatosh> .,;,,.`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll`*OOO*""`` <Akatosh> .;;;`:llllll;;llllllllllllle*"`` <Akatosh> ; ",'`::llllllllllllle*""` <Akatosh> ,.';`: :llllllle""`` ` <Akatosh> "'`:'" ;eee@@el` <Akatosh> ,;';'':%@@@@@@@. <Akatosh> ';,'.:%%@@@@@@@* <Akatosh> ';,.@@@@@@@@@@* <Akatosh> ;;';';@@@@@@@@' <Akatosh> ';'; ~@@@@@~ <Akatosh> thar ya go NOW ON NEW YEARS IF YOU FIND URSELF THE CENTER OF A LARGE FAGIT ORGYTOWN NEAR THE NSA HEADQUARTERS JUST REMEMBER: "It's 20 years in Maryland for a blowjob and an extra 10 for anal sex." c0cks FOREVER! DAVE AITEL WANTS THE c0cks FOREVER! References: (1) Aitel, Dave. "Birth of a Gay Slut." http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/6329ff9861c2c0b8?q=birth+of+a+gay+slut&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rnum=1 FASTER SHORTER QUICKER URL : http://tinyurl.com/ahkum QUESTIONS, COMMENTS? CALL 1-888-LOL-WHAT OR VISIT US ON THE "IRC" IRC.BANTOWN.COM #BANTOWN "I sat down to a club filled entirely with men. It hit the same way " - dave aitel, tooked from "Birth of a Gay Slut"
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