Re: BoS: ANNOUNCE: Livermore Solution for SYN FLOOD

[sod () command com inter net (Scriptors of DOOM)]

Do you feel cold and alone?
Is your social life simply not up to par?
Tired of your dull, boring, drab life?

So who isn't?  But you can repress and deny those feelings with a little
help from your friends at the HP Bug of the Week, where each week we feature
a cute little buggeridoo for your amusement and edification.

For this weeks bug we've decided to poke at swinstall.  It's not exactly
"universal" to HP/UX; HP is sending it out with 10.X but it's very rare
for the 9.X's, but we figure, what the hell.  It's not like we've got
better things to do.

So come on and escape from reality with us.  Get a bug, get a root shell,
get a smile on yer stinkin' puss.  Browse yourself on over to
http://command.com.inter.net/~sod/ - where one bug a week is the promise
we keep, lest our souls burn in infinite hell.

Oh, and for those of you going, look for our pamphlets on the floor of
Unix Expo coming this second week of October in the Big Apple!

G'day.
-CP

SPECIAL NOTE TO OUR FRIENDS AT HP:

Hi there.  How are you?  Fine, I hope.  We're for sale, ya know?  I just
wanted to make sure you knew that.  We make no pretense that we're something
other than geeks who can't get laid.  All we're saying is that we want money
for the whores.  If you give us money, then we'll give the chickees money,
and we'll be so busy squirting love juice that we won't be able to do this
Bug of the Week thing anymore.  Wouldn't that be better for the both of us?
I think so; and if you think so too, hop your ass on over to that little
URL up there and take a little looksee at what we got for ya -- and when you
come to the decision, make the right choice.  We'll be there when you need
us.