RE: Starting up as a security consultant

["Murda Mcloud" <murdamcloud () bigpond com>]

I propose changing the name of this thread to 'Starting up as an online
stand up comedian,(or a security consultant).' Or both, perhaps. We have
seen some great material...and then we have this...


Two protocols, UDP and TCP are bar hopping across the US. TCP is making all
the decisions and doing all the planning.
"Do you want to go to Nebraska next, or Wyoming? How about New York?," TCP
asks UDP.
UDP just shrugs like a bored teenager at every suggestion until TCP gets mad
and shouts, "God, you just don't care what state you're in, do you?"

> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: listbounce () securityfocus com [mailto:listbounce () securityfocus com]
> > On Behalf Of David Harley
> > Sent: Saturday, November 08, 2008 2:02 AM
> > To: 'Chad Perrin'; security-basics () securityfocus com
> > Subject: RE: Starting up as a security consultant
> >
> > Is that what they mean by dry humour? (Yes, I'm English, so that's the
> > correct spelling for me!)
> >
> > --
> > David Harley BA CISSP FBCS CITP
> > Director of Malware Intelligence
> > ESET LLC
> >
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: listbounce () securityfocus com
> > > [mailto:listbounce () securityfocus com] On Behalf Of Chad Perrin
> > > Sent: 06 November 2008 23:42
> > > To: security-basics () securityfocus com
> > > Subject: Re: Starting up as a security consultant
> > >
> > > On Thu, Nov 06, 2008 at 08:14:05PM +0000, michael wrote:
> > > > surely you all mean humour...! (note the correct english spelling)
> > >
> > > I didn't realize we were discussing bodily fluids.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Chad Perrin [ content licensed PDL: http://pdl.apotheon.org ]
> > > Quoth H. L. Mencken: "Democracy is the theory that the common
> > > people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."